jokes!!!!!

水杉伶伶

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? <br>
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!! <br>
TEACHER : What are you talking about? <br>
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! <br>
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. <br>
PAPPU : Here it is! <br>
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? <br>
CLASS : PAPPU! <br>
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? <br>
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" <br>
TEACHER : No, that's wrong <br>
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! <br>
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". <br>
PAPPU : I is... <br>
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." <br>
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the <br>
alphabet." <br>
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?" <br>
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." <br>
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, <br>
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish <br>
him?" <br>
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" <br>
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? <br>
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? <br>
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? <br>
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! <br>
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair <br>
just like that at home. <br>
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? <br>
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom <br>
is a good cook. <br>
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? <br>
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! <br>
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? <br>
PAPPU: A teacher <br>

路过春天

Thx 4 ur jokes,,somewhat interesting ,,but 英语笑话 我们郎个喳闹嘛？？ 哪里有重庆话 安逸也？？？ 如果要贴 最好双语撒。 <br>
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<br>下缅这个笑话中文版权归 路过春天 所有！ 欢迎大家到处乱贴。嘿嘿，看上去有点黄，但其实 是反对讽刺言语性骚扰的。<br>
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A new employee joins the Company, and is required to have a<br>
公司新招职员一名，按要求，需为自己的电脑设置密码。<br>
password setup for his computer. The boss directed a secretary<br>
to setup the password for him.<br>
老板叫他到秘书处设置。<br>
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The secretary asks the man for the password. The man, attempting<br>
to embrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said,<br>
"Penis." 秘书让他提供密码，该职员却想要戏耍女秘书以显示自己地位，说：“Penis(阴茎)”<br>
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Blushed, the secretary inputted the password Penis, and re-typed<br>
it again. Then she hit enter.秘书满脸通红，将密码输入，确认，回车。<br>
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The whole office heard the secretary bursting out of laughters<br>
as a reaction from the computer's screen: 然后，突然盯着电脑大笑起来，整个办公室都听见了！<br>
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"Password rejected. Reason: Too short" “密码被拒绝。原因：太短！” <br>
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西门

水杉妹妹，发些啥子哟？看都看不懂！

路过春天

灌水有理，刷屏无罪！！