[分享] 三国屁【笑死人不负责】

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<><FONT size=4>曹操请刘备吃饭,席间,刘备放了一个屁,很是尴尬.身后赵云忙说:"诸位莫怪,屁从云中来."关羽不甘示弱,上前一步说:"屁从羽(雨)中来."张飞嚷道:"屁是飞来的."说罢四人哈哈大笑,惟独曹操没笑,他对此事深有感触. 送走刘备等人后,曹操对部下说:"刘备属下见主公有个闪失,都争先恐后地抢着承担,真是忠心耿耿.此事轮到你们,能办到吗?"众人想:"这有何难." <BR>几日后,刘备请曹操,席间,曹操不小心放了一个屁.曹操部下许褚抢先说道:"屁是褚(猪)放的."曹操气得直瞪眼睛.典伟说:"屁是典(颠)出来的."徐晃说:"不对,屁是晃出来的."曹操正要发怒,谋士郭图看曹操生气了,大声喊道:"你们说的都不对,屁是图(吐)出来的." 曹操当时两眼一翻,晕了过去.从此曹操就得下了头疼的毛病。</FONT><BR></P><p>［此帖子已被 zqc134107 在 2005-6-3 9:43:34 编辑过］

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