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< class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一段失传已久的相声</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:唷,这不是小王吗?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:唷,是老李,最近忙什么哪?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:嗨,没啥事,下下象棋,老没见你们老爷子了,他还好吗?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:托您福,还硬朗着呢。</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:你爸爸也喜欢下象棋。</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:是啊?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:可不,以前我老和你爸爸下棋。</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">(</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">小声</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我怎么不知道?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:有一回我们俩下棋,我还剩一士,你爸爸还剩一象……</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:那不和棋了吗?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:是啊,依着我也是和棋,可你爸爸不干,非得接着下不可。</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:啊??那怎么下呀?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:呵呵,你爸爸有主意。</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:什么主意?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:你爸爸说了:“要不咱们士象都过河吧。”</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:没听说过。</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:然后呢,你爸爸的象就过河了,我的士也过河了,你爸爸就拿他的象象我,我就拿我的士士你爸爸……你爸爸再象我,我再士你爸爸,你爸爸象我,我士你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸……</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:你给我滚!!</SPAN> |
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