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发表于 2005-6-1 12:53:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 IP归属地: 中国重庆

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< class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一段失传已久的相声</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:唷,这不是小王吗?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:唷,是老李,最近忙什么哪?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:嗨,没啥事,下下象棋,老没见你们老爷子了,他还好吗?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:托您福,还硬朗着呢。</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:你爸爸也喜欢下象棋。</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:是啊?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:可不,以前我老和你爸爸下棋。</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">(</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">小声</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我怎么不知道?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:有一回我们俩下棋,我还剩一士,你爸爸还剩一象……</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:那不和棋了吗?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:是啊,依着我也是和棋,可你爸爸不干,非得接着下不可。</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:啊??那怎么下呀?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:呵呵,你爸爸有主意。</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:什么主意?</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:你爸爸说了:“要不咱们士象都过河吧。”</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:没听说过。</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲:然后呢,你爸爸的象就过河了,我的士也过河了,你爸爸就拿他的象象我,我就拿我的士士你爸爸……你爸爸再象我,我再士你爸爸,你爸爸象我,我士你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸……</SPAN><FONT face="宋体, MS Song" size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙:你给我滚!!</SPAN>
发表于 2005-6-1 12:55:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 IP归属地: 中国重庆

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<>哈哈哈!!!!</P><P>好好笑!</P><P>因为偶坐了沙发!</P>
发表于 2005-6-1 13:44:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 IP归属地: 中国重庆

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一点都不好笑
发表于 2005-6-1 14:06:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 IP归属地: 中国重庆

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<IMG src="[img]https://www.cq69.com/club/images/Emotions/4.gif"><IMG src="[img]https://www.cq69.com/club/images/Emotions/4.gif"><IMG src="[img]https://www.cq69.com/club/images/Emotions/4.gif">
发表于 2005-6-2 22:04:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 IP归属地: 中国重庆

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好笑得很。但是我没有看懂
发表于 2005-6-2 09:08:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 IP归属地: 中国河北沧州

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<IMG src="[img]https://www.cq69.com/club/images/Emotions/74.gif"><IMG src="[img]https://www.cq69.com/club/images/Emotions/74.gif"><IMG src="[img]https://www.cq69.com/club/images/Emotions/74.gif">
发表于 2005-6-4 21:37:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 IP归属地: 中国重庆

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楼上的可以切西西那里报道<IMG src="[img]https://www.cq69.com/club/images/Emotions/1.gif"><IMG src="[img]https://www.cq69.com/club/images/Emotions/1.gif"><IMG src="[img]https://www.cq69.com/club/images/Emotions/1.gif">
发表于 2005-6-6 12:52:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 IP归属地: 中国重庆

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9494,看到后头才看懂
发表于 2005-6-5 01:09:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 IP归属地: 中国重庆

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<>晕,偶家不通几年前给偶讲的时候,把偶笑死了。。。。。</P><P>这个要亲身讲比较好笑,而且不懂象棋的也许听起也没有那么好笑。。。</P>
发表于 2005-6-8 18:18:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 IP归属地: 中国重庆

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<>说浪个多 好累哦</P><P>有想笑的 看到我包笑 不笑的话陪你过夜</P>
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